[Martin]

Go to urbandictionary.com and enter your first name into the search. Copy and paste the results here folks!

Here's mine, oh so true haha

A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.

The sexiess guy you will ever meet.. EVER.. trust me on this girls.. and guys.. i think? .. lol he's the awesomest/smexiess/smartest/cutest/perfectest/ person in the entire world!
Aurora: Oh my gawd, I just fucked Martin last night.. it was perfect!

Can't argue with Urban Dictionary LOL!

[James 306]

Thats funny Martin, you appear to have left out these ones!

Another word for an uncircumcised European.
“did you see that martin the other day in the locker room..”

The type of person who masturbates to visions of his friends hot girlfriends and plays wii all day. Another word for man with child-size penis

1. A martin is someone who likes men and gets picked on in the locker room somewhat like a nerd.

2. A man with a penis that is significantly wider than it is longer IE a chode.
That guys penis is so short, its a martin!

3. A person who enjoys having multiple cocks shoved up his/her ass; a person who enjoys kinky butt sex.
"hey, you know that Martin i took home last night ?? good fuck"

Here's the results for me

1. Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.

2.A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!

3. Someone who likes looking up his name on Urban Dictionary.
James: "A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite" - Damn Straight!

[Martin]

Ok James, so I vetted my answers a little

[James 306]

Looking further down my list, I think we should just take the first three definitions!!

[Martin]

Like these ones James.....

A man with a Amazing Mustache that just seems to Entrance you
Guy 1: Hey you see that guys Mustache?

Guy 2: Yeah its like totally Uber Awesome

Girl 1: I just want to fuck James and his mustache!!!!!!

Or...

Another Way of calling someone a dick/penis.
You are such a James!

Or the best one...

1)A particularly painful shit, normally invovling those weird spiky bits you can never identify
2) Severe let down, normally in the bedroom
3) A particularly unsatisfactory orgasm, normally associated with nerds who jack off several times an hour, normally to a stained picture of a girl they could never get.
1) Dude, the James I had yesterday really tore up my insides
2) Aaah...that guy yesterday was such a James, all talk but no skills
3) Hahaha Eric is such a James, I found him jacking off to Sarah's pic again yesterday!
or
3) He is such a James, his keyboard has cumstains on it for god's sake!

[Mr.P]

Andy - Excessively endowed

Andy - A man who's amazing in bed, great hair, and a smile that makes you melt. he's amazing all around

Andy - Pimp

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Andy - A boy who thinks he is extremely funny who isn't, and overcompensates for being gay by dating loads of girls who quickly grow to hate him.

Andy - A person who forgets things then calls other people stalkers and makes random sophomores very angry.

Andy - A prick

[James 306]

Just like those ones Martin! I like how Andy has put his bad ones up first, so people don't pick the worst ones. Like this one...

He likes it up the butt mostly. Or in his mouth. Either way, he's gay.
Oh man, look at that guy in the naked man pile, he must be an Andy."

[Mr.P]

James 306, on 03 February 2010 - 04:53 PM, said:

Just like those ones Martin! I like how Andy has put his bad ones up first, so people don't pick the worst ones. Like this one...

He likes it up the butt mostly. Or in his mouth. Either way, he's gay.
Oh man, look at that guy in the naked man pile, he must be an Andy."

Its true...

[James 306]

This is going to end up being such an abusive thread!

[Martin]

James 306, on 03 February 2010 - 05:04 PM, said:

This is going to end up being such an abusive thread!

That was the idea

If people don't get theirs in soon, i'm doing it for them....and I won't be kind haha

[jo3_hdi]

heres mine lol, most of um say that i have a sense of humor, and im a funny man lol meh!


1. simply perfection the coolest, most popular, most outgoing, funny, sexy ,most athletic people ever are named joe always the life of the party and everyone's bestfriend and the girls just cant stay away kinda guy , very laid back and can charm his way out of anything, and most people who have the name joe have a very very big dick !!

2. Chicago Term for greeting a person or calling someone if you don't know their name. Even if you do know their name, you still call them joe.

[Lee]

I grabbed a couple but they're crap for Lee...

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When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.
Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!"

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An internet alter-ego, often more beautiful and more hip than the actual person behind the computer screen. A Lee will most likely use someone elses pictures and tell stories about someone elses life. A Lee could be a man posing as a woman or, the most common type of Lee, an ugly girl posing as a beautiful young woman. Some famous Lee's include: MichaelLee, JoshuaLee and Spike Lee. The most notorious Lee was the original and, still today, the greatest Lee of all time; MeganLee. Rather than using the traditional emoticon, Lees will frequently use the "XD" type of smiley face. Not to be confused with the lying, cheating, Chinese Olympic Gymnist 'Lee'.
Screw those Cheating assholes.
"Yeah MeganLee IM'd me the other night." "Who's that?" Oh remember that really hot girl from that chat room?" Oh you mean that fat ugly girl posing as a hot girl?" "She's a Lee dude."

[Martin]

"Shiney" .... they've seen your avatar pic!!

[mike]

michael
buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnetsa handsome and intelligent man, michael is very grounded and knows what he wants. Michael has the ideal person in mind and won't fall for someone fake. ambition and goals to take over the world is what he dreams up. give him his perfect partner and he will become complete like no other time in his life. Michael is like the sun and is legendary.
"I love Michael, he is a gentleman."
"Michael? That's a common name, but aren't you amazing!"

michael
buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnetsA very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

michael
buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnetsSexiest damn bastard in the world.
Best Friend
Major Player


That michael is soo...sexy!!
Such a bastard that michael!!
Michael is so fucking funny!!
Michael is such a player

Michael
buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnetsA boy that is seemingly dangerous and adventurous on the outside, but is sweet and gentle on the inside. If you are lucky enough to be with Michael, you will quickly realize that he outshines your own intellect, but ask him to clarify and he will. WARNING: His thoughts are very complex, so you must concentrate on what he's saying to fully understand. Also, he can be a perfect gentleman and very kind with your heart, but break it just as quickly with no reason at all.
Guy #1: He's such a genius!!
Guy #2: No, he's a Michael.

Michael
buy michael mugs, tshirts and magnetsA complex yet amazing person that women are instantly attracted to. Doesn't love easily, but loves hard when he does. Is aware of his faults and strives to be a better person. A health-conscious individual, Michael takes care of himself physically and as a result is extremely sexy. Amazing in bed and extremely well-endowed. Highly intelligent, and seeks out intellectual equals to associate with. Is hard on himself when he makes mistakes, often to the point of being self-deprecating and self-destructive. Can forgive others more easily than he can forgive himself. Needs to know that despite his shortcomings and past mistakes he is a beautiful person worthy of a "happily ever after". It's worth every bit of heartache just to have the chance to know and love him.
"Wow, check that guy out.."
"I know, that's Michael.."
"Ohh, no wonder he seems amazing."

[Ruan]

from the latin ruopa meaning "gods perfect creation". ruan is amazingly gorgeous with a wicked sense of humour. he is intelligent and knows how to party. if you are lucky enough to come across a ruan, treasure this special being for ever - you wont regret it!

The act of having another male jizz on your face while you have a huge smile on your face.

HAHA

[JackoDturbo]

1. Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"
2. The most perfect guy ever. Most commonly know for being clever.
3. To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store. Yo nigga! Yo shit got jacked!

(I would like to state that number 3 is FULLY cop and pasted from UrbanDictionary. And I am not a racist pig )

The first one has me down to a T.

[DevDturbo]

1. Short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it
what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!

2. The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

3. An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.
Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!


Check me outttt

[Martin]

DevDturbo, on 08 February 2010 - 01:24 PM, said:

1. Short or slang expression for a 100(hundred)-dollar-bill 'cause Benjamin Franklin's face is on the front side of it
what is in this bag?--it's full of benjamins!

2. The most wonderful an amazing person who ever lived the planet. He know absolutely everything in the world and anyone who knows him is lucky.
Benjamin is my brother, my teacher, and my best friend.

3. An awesomely cool guy that seems to attract alot of good friends. a very nice person to be around, and is not afraid to be himself. Benjamin's tend to be out going, a little cheeky, and they are always smiling. Almost like a golden retriever! They are very hard to tick off, and when they do get mad, they are quick to get over them selves.
Wow, that guy is just radiating Benjaminness!!


Check me outttt

I always thought you were called Dev!! haha you learn summit new every day!

[Lee]

Ruan, on 07 February 2010 - 01:54 PM, said:

The act of having another male jizz on your face while you have a huge smile on your face.

LMAO!!!

[Sam]

Sam means the name of one person who is: Super At Masterbation "I bet your not Sam...like me"

Sexy Attractive Male "Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest. whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls attractive girl) damn i want Sam now

usually a male with an extremely large cock with bulgy veins and a big proud head. This abnormally is due to excessive masturbation. Person 1: Dude did you see that guys **** in that porno?It was colossal!
Person 2: Ya dude! I bet that guys name was Sam!

A girls name, short for Samantha. Generally perfection. "Man, if only my girlfriend was more of a Sam

1. Persons Name-
2. "Asked of God" (Religious)
3. SAM(Surface to Air Missile-Acronym) 1. I was named Sam, by my parents because it was easy going and nice and short.